due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes
due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time
i know it’s more likely that annabeth saw percy 1v3 the ares cabin w ease in the bathroom AND once he was near the lake and was like “hmm poseidon kid maybe?” but it’d be funnier if her thought process was “i can’t get him in the sky to prove he’s a zeus kid so pushing him in this lake will have to do. surely poseidon will drown him on site if so”
I love the idea that Annabeth's plan was just to keep throwing shit at Percy until something happened. A true scientist
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
• saying “there was no way to know” when the information was always easily accessible
Yeah I am indeed very predictable on my tastes thank you very much
